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Impress These Apes

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Impress These Apes is an 8-week talent competition from Blewt!, the people who brought you I Want To Draw a Cat For You, Don’t Spit the Water!, and The Nairobi Project.

8 contestants will compete in devious weekly talent challenges and will be judged by a shrewdness of hyper-intelligent apes from the future. At the end of 8 weeks, the contestant with the highest score will be crowned LEAST PITIFUL HUMAN! They will receive $500 and a grab bag of groovy prizes!

Impress These Apes performs every Monday night at 8pm. Tickets are only $12.

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For tickets call the Box Office at 773-549-8080 or